July 30, 2009
slaughterhouse90210: “Do you have any notion of how goddamned crazy you are?” — Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men

slaughterhouse90210:

“Do you have any notion of how goddamned crazy you are?”
— Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men
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July 28, 2009

PBR WITH POTUS //

  • This is a conversation between myself, and a female friend who's a police officer in Florida. Apprx 2 AM sunday night/monday morning.
  • Me: So- don't act like you haven't thought about it
  • Her: thought about what?
  • Me: Well, you watch the news. The whole Obama deal
  • Her: Yeah... what about it.
  • Me: Dude- you have the blueprint right there. You wouldn't want to grab a beer with Barry?
  • Her: Ummm- what are you alluding to?
  • Me: K- let's just say i accidently forget my keys on my nightstand inside, i'm locked out. I come strolling around, unlock my window, climb in and midway through all of this, you happened to be staked out in an bogus Mr. Softee truck across the street, just in case anything like this happens.
  • Her: ...
  • Me: Next thing you know, we're sippin champ with 44, on the house (White House) no less. It doesn't get any better.
  • Her: yeah- but doesn't that mean I have to be racs-
  • Me: Semantics.
  • Her: I just think it's absu-
  • Me: Your not seeing the opportunity here.
  • Her: ugh.
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July 24, 2009
slaughterhouse90210: “I came to New York and in only hours, New York did what it does to people: awakened the possibilities. Hope breaks out.” — Philip Roth, Exit Ghost

slaughterhouse90210:

“I came to New York and in only hours, New York did what it does to people: awakened the possibilities. Hope breaks out.”
— Philip Roth, Exit Ghost
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July 23, 2009

Just Like Mariah //

Can’t stop, won’t stop

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July 19, 2009

BACK TO YOU, PAT //

Bonnie Bernstein is the ultimate never forget. Everytime i reload the page, I fall in love.

F5. All day.

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Actually- I’d fight him burger free //

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nedhepburn: i would punch somebody i knew and liked in the face for a sixer of this right now. I think this stuff is slightly better than piss, but that factory tour gets me everytime. I’d shank the Six Flags commercial guy for an in-n-out burger right now. These are the paramours of our coasts.

nedhepburn:

i would punch somebody i knew and liked in the face for a sixer of this right now.

I think this stuff is slightly better than piss, but that factory tour gets me everytime.

I’d shank the Six Flags commercial guy for an in-n-out burger right now. These are the paramours of our coasts.

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July 13, 2009
This shirt might as well say “PLEASE ASSAULT ME.”

This shirt might as well say “PLEASE ASSAULT ME.”

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July 11, 2009

Still My Favorite //

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“ Remember Von Dutch? It’s like that to the nth degree. Yes, I would rather have, I don’t know, a crying eagle pissing in my eye while draped in a neon American flag tattooed to my face than wear one of those shirts (and no, you may NOT use that idea, Audigier).
Foster Kramer of Gawker on the bastardization du jour of fashion: Ed Hardy // •
July 3, 2009

"AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW" //

I just… Ugh. Alright. I’ll admit it. Still missing Sarah Palin. YOU HAPPY NOW?

From Runner’s World

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Stacks in my jeans, bras on the scene.

Stacks in my jeans, bras on the scene.

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July 2, 2009

Complaint #454 - IRL Whine

whitewhine:

SAD. Ordered an olive green yoga mat from Amazon and the one that showed up is bright orange.

-Whine by @DoreeShafrir

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June 29, 2009

iammattjordan:

Jay-Z - D.O.A. (Death Of Autotune) - (Live @ The BET Awards ‘09)

Live with a haircut (finally).

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