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slaughterhouse90210: “Do you have any notion of how...

PBR WITH POTUS //

This is a conversation between myself, and a female friend who's a police officer in Florida. Apprx 2 AM sunday night/monday morning.
Me: So- don't act like you haven't thought about it
Her: thought about what?
Me: Well, you watch the news. The whole Obama deal
Her: Yeah... what about it.
Me: Dude- you have the blueprint right there. You wouldn't want to grab a beer with Barry?
Her: Ummm- what are you alluding to?
Me: K- let's just say i accidently forget my keys on my nightstand inside, i'm locked out. I come strolling around, unlock my window, climb in and midway through all of this, you happened to be staked out in an bogus Mr. Softee truck across the street, just in case anything like this happens.
Her: ...
Me: Next thing you know, we're sippin champ with 44, on the house (White House) no less. It doesn't get any better.
Her: yeah- but doesn't that mean I have to be racs-
Me: Semantics.
Her: I just think it's absu-
Me: Your not seeing the opportunity here.
Her: ugh.

slaughterhouse90210: “I came to New York and in only hours,...

Just Like Mariah //

Can’t stop, won’t stop

BACK TO YOU, PAT //

Bonnie Bernstein is the ultimate never forget. Everytime i reload the page, I fall in love. F5....

nedhepburn: i would punch somebody i knew and liked in the...

This shirt might as well say “PLEASE ASSAULT...

“Remember Von Dutch? It’s like that to the nth degree....”
— Foster Kramer of Gawker on the...

"AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW" //

I just… Ugh. Alright. I’ll admit it. Still missing Sarah Palin. YOU HAPPY NOW? From...

Stacks in my jeans, bras on the scene.

Complaint #454 - IRL Whine

whitewhine: SAD. Ordered an olive green yoga mat from Amazon and the one that showed up is bright...