// SAINTS

2009

June 28
May 23
April 19
March 16
January 19

2008

June 29
May 9
April 20
March 40
January

VPILF-GATE?

In potentially one of the most thorough and prolific instances of journalistic investigation by a...
Aug 31st
cajunboy: You’ve got to be effing kidding me.
Aug 30th

Sarah Palin: VPILF

In a move that will go down as either the most brilliant or worst political move in history, John...
Aug 30th

America's First Black President Endorses...

Bill Clinton, cigar enthusiast and former President, gave Barack Obama the biggest verbal humping of...
Aug 28th

Gossip Girl Guy on Best Ads Ever:

From New York Magazine “Those are actual quotes,” he said at a party marking the show’s...
Aug 25th

The Things They Carried

Something that’s so compelling about New York opposed to other cities is the living organism...
Aug 25th
The Republican political campaign is one of the most well-oiled organized efforts ever. Jim and I...
Aug 23rd
Warch Watch
Aug 23rd

Dammit.

Aug 23rd

JOSEPH. ROBINETTE. BIDEN

Somewhere in Rehoboth, someone is drinking to this. Minus sales tax. BACKGROUND ON Teeth’s...
Aug 23rd

"Did Barack Obama just drunk text me?"

I got woken up at 3 am this  morning by a spammed Barack Obama text message telling me that Joe...
Aug 23rd

PR Magnate on Negative Politicking

Mark Penn, the Burson Marsteller CEO, Ex-Hillary Clinton Head Cheerleader, and overall nice...
Aug 14th

GOP ON OBAMA TICKET? Oh No He Di'int

Think about it. As a PR guy, how incredibly JUICY would that be to a jaded media, a jaded...
Aug 12th
I hate Gossip Girl. I really do. But their new ad campaign based off of negative press they...
Aug 12th

McCain: Barack Is So Fabulous, He Pisses...

WHAT A WEEK! So… We’ve got ads like this, and this being the predominant foundation for...
Aug 12th

NEW, NEW GIRLFRIEND UPDATE

Let’s preface this with me saying that I never use this to spout personal info. This is a...
Aug 5th