Did you get your thank you card?
Chrysler, who just got a crapload of help from the government via...
Dec 31st
HOW TO SAVE PITTSBURGH //
As i sit in the bastion of gentrification (Starbies), I’ve had a wonderful chance to observe...
Dec 30th
What is your mandate?
Dec 29th
Merry Christmas! //
As Delta’s left me stranded, it’s a sad day when the first two people to greet you on...
Dec 25th
DON'T EVER LEAVE THE AIRPORT
That’s what delta stands for. EDIT: alright. Seriously. This is the last time. I would...
Dec 24th
No mail on Christmas eve //
Friend: hey, what are you doing tomorrow?Me: Oh, it's Jesus' birthday, so yeah, probably hanging out with the guys...
Friend: oh cool. is it a party?
Me: ummm, kinda sorta- i guess, it's really small
Friend: were there invitations?
Me: Ummm, yeah i think there were. Yeah. so.
Friend: oh.
Me: ....
Me: Yours is probably in the mail.
Friend: yeah. probably.
Dec 24th
HNIC //
This dude is So. Damn. Smooth. Barack Obama is so love-able, even angry republicans who complain...
Dec 24th
Peter Emerick Is Now Engaged //
As lame and tired as the Rockefeller Ice Rink Proposal could have been, it was one of the most...
Dec 23rd
Watch
It’s Due.
Dec 22nd
AND THEN HE DJ'D THE AFTERPARTY //
Right at the cusp of SOHO by the ADIDAS store nonetheless, lies the Usain Bolt PUMA copy from this...
Dec 17th
Watch
Bill Cowher was like a father to me.
Dec 17th
... //
HERE’S A QUESTION I WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO: How did Gov. David Patterson know that the...
Dec 16th
Complaint #332
whitewhine: “I hope the economy stays crappy for another 3-4 months, I want a good exchange rate...
Dec 16th
COMPLIMENT FIGHT ON THE L TRAIN //
Cute girl sitting across from me: hi... I ummm- I just want to say i like your hair and smile.Me: oh- well thank you.
CGSAFM: Yeah, I just-
Me: Wanna have a compliment fight.
CGSAFM: Hmm. I like your jacket
Me: I like your hair
CGSAFM: I like your eyes
Me: I like the dot thingy on your forehead
CGSAFM: Yeah, It's for decoration. I'm just your typical pretentious white girl from Boston
Me: So you're a paper hindu?
CGSAFM: You could say that
CGSAFM: Are you hungry?
Me: ...
Dec 15th
Listen
itsbedtime:
I’ve been looking everywhere for this
Dec 13th
Watch
During the call, ROD BLAGOJEVICH stated, “unless I get something real good for [Candidate 1],...
Dec 12th
PIR //
Has anyone in the history of the Price is Right during a showcase showdown, hushed the entire...
Dec 9th
Seriously though- how easy it must be to be cynical. Let me say it again- how EASY it must be to be...
Dec 8th
“Cynics may shake their heads, but cynics never really do...”
— From the ‘Freelancers...
— From the ‘Freelancers...
Dec 8th
JON FAVREAU -M-G, and the Facebook...
So the greatest words smith since the Regan-era, Jon Favreau, is in a bit of a tizzy. The Hope...
Dec 6th
Another one from Gawker.
Dec 5th
SO-LAME //
New York has seen its share of tired trends and fads. Wayfarers, Zooey Deschanel, Williamsburg and...
Dec 1st