May 2012
8 posts
I’m well beyond toddler years and I still can’t believe the President of the United States has hair like me, either. What a beautiful photo //
From the NY Times:
“The boy in the picture is Jacob Philadelphia of Columbia, Md. Three years ago this month, his father, Carlton, was leaving the White House staff after a two-year stint on the National Security Council that began in...
April 2012
20 posts
Dying to see Benton in the Givenchy Rottweiler t-shirt //
He actually slow jammed the news //
I have some very fun perks with my job, but some of the best come after the fact via the relationships you develop. Through some of the work i did with [REDACTED], I got the opportunity to spend some time with Stan Lee tonight. Stan created Spider-man, Thor, Iron Man, the X-Men, The Hulk, etc. More than that, he’s arguabley one of the best storytellers in modern American history (sounds like...
This recap of GIRLS from John Cook was pretty bold. It’s even more bold considering its platform, and the typical reader of Gawker & Jezebel— which could be pegged as either the shows’ ideal target, or the perfect embodiment of its characters.
Cook’s piece captures the story’s central theme: four uninteresting 20-somethings living in New York, and their...
Instagram: Instagram + Facebook →
instagram:
When Mike and I started Instagram nearly two years ago, we set out to change and improve the way the world communicates and shares. We’ve had an amazing time watching Instagram grow into a vibrant community of people from all around the globe. Today, we couldn’t be happier to announce that…
Wow.
For his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor lasts a lifetime; weeping may stay for the night, but rejoicing comes in the morning.
Dan Harmon Poops: Not That it Helps, But: →
danharmon:
I’m really not supposed to be commenting on the situation, which I think is great advice, because anything I say will extend the story’s life and cause more fans discomfort. But as a guy who blogs or tweets every time he wipes his butt, hugs his cat or hurts his girlfriend, it’s conspicuously…
March 2012
39 posts
In Memoriam //
Let the record show that Spring, 2012 marks the official end of the Skinny Jean.
It was a lovely run, really, and we will forever be indebted to our APC’s, Nudies, Naked & Famous’s, and that one pair of Acne’s that you bought during that one CO-Op sale. So long, New Cures. Hello New Standards.
Benton is somewhere saying “good riddance” & raising a Vitamin...
Ed Werder asked this question to Tim Tebow following his press conference in NJ. This was real life:
“You’re known for being straight laced. How will you deal with Rex Ryan and all the vulgarities that he makes?”
This man has won a Heisman and has been on two national championship teams. He’s gone 7-4 as a starter and led his team to a playoff win last year over the...
Social suicide if you came in to work today and didn’t see Mad Men or the Hunger Games this weekend. Just go back to sleep and try again tomorrow //
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On Hunger Games //
me: I'm 100% serious about this Hunger games stuff, man.
Matthew: Haha. Are you camping out?
me: I MIGHT.
Matthew: Have you seen a private viewing?
me: No- I have tickets to the 12:01 wednesday midnight viewing
Matthew: Samesies
me: #SELFSLAM
me: I'm self slamming us all day for that.
Matthew: Fair enough
me: #selfslam2012
Matthew: Are you going to have the popcorn and soda in one arm and Ms. B in the other? best hashtag
me: NO. First of all, i find it insulting to even think about eating during the hunger games unless its bark, or grooslings
Matthew: Touche
me: OR POISON BERRIES. We must ration.
SOMEONE CALL ADELE’S DOCTOR CHILDISH GAMBINO BROKE HIS FOOT //
#pray4troy #coolcoolcool
Early front-runner for reference of the year
From The Fader, in regards to this video:
“Is it possible that this video exists because Mystikal, Wayne and Birdman went on a group trip to Sleep No More?”