October 21, 2014

An AT&T Representative & I Discuss Renee Zellweger, and my iPhone bill

  • Andrew Blasczienski: Hello Bjorn, we can absolutely look into these fees today! I know how important it is to be billed correctly and we are absolutely here to help tonight
  • Andrew Blasczienski: No worries I totally understand wanting these fees removed I would as well, I am reviewing your account right now to see what we can do!
  • bjorn trowery: Thanks, Andrew!
  • Andrew Blasczienski: You are welcome how are you today?
  • bjorn trowery: I'm good man-- just trying to figure out what happened to Renee Zelly. I think she's beautiful, but I just have been trying to understand what exactly is going on. She looks great. Just really different, you know. And now the thinkpieces are being published and ay dios mio. SLOW NEWS DAY, EH?
  • Andrew Blasczienski: Is she the one that got a face lift or something?
  • bjorn trowery: Yeah, I guess? I think that's the thing. I'm not quite sure.
  • bjorn trowery: She looks lovely, really. She just doesn't resemble who I believe is Renee Z.
  • bjorn trowery: I've now had "Secret Garden" from the Jerry McGuire soundtrack stuck in my head ever since the news launched.
  • bjorn trowery: What a great movie, right?
  • Andrew Blasczienski: The one with Tom Cruise? I was still a young buck at the time but I do remember seeing it once or twice with my dad! I always liked it for what I understood
  • Andrew Blasczienski: I was reviewing your account I do see that you've had the upgrade fees removed in the past, as a courtesy we can do one this time around
  • bjorn trowery: C'mon, Andrew! Show me the money? Cuba Gooding Jr.? Jay Mohr being Jay Mohr?
  • bjorn trowery: Ah-- thanks so much, Andrew. I really appreciate it, and love the service I get from ATT. I also appreciate that even while certain pop culture moments precede you, that everyone knows that film was BOSS.
  • bjorn trowery: To me, it's the last great Tom Cruise movie, you know? Maybe Vanilla Sky depending on who you ask.
  • Andrew Blasczienski: Lol I was still watching Toy Story and Lion King at the time
  • Andrew Blasczienski: Charlottes web I definitely know Vanilla Sky
  • bjorn trowery: I just saw Lion King!
  • bjorn trowery: My wife made me watch it and I legit tear ed up.
  • bjorn trowery: That's our generation's bambie.
  • bjorn trowery: babmi*
  • bjorn trowery: bambi*
  • Andrew Blasczienski: Charlottes web was my tear dropper as a youngster
  • Andrew Blasczienski: Can you hover billing and usage and choose "bill details" and let me know if your amounf due has changed
  • bjorn trowery: Checking now.
  • Andrew Blasczienski: If you don't see it try to log out and back in
  • bjorn trowery: still the same, my guy.
  • Andrew Blasczienski: Did you try to log out as well?
  • bjorn trowery: all good now!
  • bjorn trowery: Thanks so much, Andrew. You are the best.
  • bjorn trowery: You are a lovely human being, and I appreciate you for it.
  • bjorn trowery: I hope you find your Renee Zellweger.
  • Andrew Blasczienski: Thanks Bjorn! Thank you got chatting in so that we could look into this. I am happy we could help

BARRY GETS THAT CLOSE TO BENTON AND I’M GOING 0-100 //

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I HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO NSYNC BUT I CANNOT HELP BUT HUM ‘GOD MUST HAVE SPENT A LITTLE MORE TIME ON YOU’ WHILE GAZING AT THIS JPEG. LOOK AT THE WAY HER HAIR CASCADES OUT OF THAT CHAPEAU. IT’S LIKE JESUS WAS TRYING TO MAKE A WATERFALL, QUIT HALFWAY AND SAID “GOOD ENOUGH.” AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THAT SMIZE. AHHHH THAT SMIZE. I BET THERE WAS PROBABLY SOME GUY ON THAT BEACH THAT’S IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE PHOTO LOOKING OUT OF HIS OLD JALOPY OF A BOAT THANKING THE GOOD LORD THAT MISS B FROM BROOKLYN GRACED HIS WATERFRONT THAT PECULIARLY WARM SCOTTISH DAY. I MISS YOU BENTON. 

Benton will look at this and say “Hmm. I should get that one mole checked out.”  //

I HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO NSYNC BUT I CANNOT HELP BUT HUM ‘GOD MUST HAVE SPENT A LITTLE MORE TIME ON YOU’ WHILE GAZING AT THIS JPEG. LOOK AT THE WAY HER HAIR CASCADES OUT OF THAT CHAPEAU. IT’S LIKE JESUS WAS TRYING TO MAKE A WATERFALL, QUIT HALFWAY AND SAID “GOOD ENOUGH.” AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THAT SMIZE. AHHHH THAT SMIZE. I BET THERE WAS PROBABLY SOME GUY ON THAT BEACH THAT’S IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE PHOTO LOOKING OUT OF HIS OLD JALOPY OF A BOAT THANKING THE GOOD LORD THAT MISS B FROM BROOKLYN GRACED HIS WATERFRONT THAT PECULIARLY WARM SCOTTISH DAY. I MISS YOU BENTON. 

Benton will look at this and say “Hmm. I should get that one mole checked out.”  //

October 20, 2014
Everyone should start their day with a prayer and the Sturridge dance //

Everyone should start their day with a prayer and the Sturridge dance //

October 16, 2014
G.O.A.T. //

G.O.A.T. //

October 14, 2014
October 13, 2014
October 12, 2014

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"Sent from AOL Mobile Mail."

"Sent from AOL Mobile Mail."

October 11, 2014
Ben Wygant just gets me //

Ben Wygant just gets me //

October 10, 2014

Worst things I’ve ever seen in New York City, ranked //

Number three. A man in shorts walking in time square with a cockroach crawling up his leg, unbeknownst to him.

Number two: A body that it recently been expelled from a car stemming from an accident on Prospect Avenue. The tire from the car travelled about 3/4 a city block from the site of the accident and settled right in front of my apartment window on the first floor.

Number three: A woman on 14th St. and eighth avenue defecating in broad daylight in an old cup from Taco Bell (size medium). Benton had to tell me “honey, watch out. There’s someone taking a crap in front of you.”

October 8, 2014

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October 7, 2014

OH HI CHILDHOOD IN 90 SECONDS //